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Benjamin Leighton Munkittrick

Ordained Priest of the Church of the Latterday Dude

Lead Evangelist for Optimistic Nihilism

"Because nothing matters—so we might as well smile."

I combine spiritual nihilism, botanical pragmatism, and theoretical procrastination to solve problems nobody asked to have solved.

• Specialist for theoretical productivity
• Therapy for the relaxation of office plants
• Creating meaningful Excel charts without real data